24
Nov
09
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meghan McCain, daughter of John McCain, has been making quite the stir in the political world. She claims to be a Republican and has openly criticized the party in the hopes of reform. She writes for the Daily Beast and has lately been a target for extreme right-wing political commentators. They have insulted her intelligence, her femininity, her integrity and her weight. She has rebuttled by saying “Kiss my fat ass!” Nicely said! I actually think that all the right-wing crazies are a bit jealous of the attention that she is getting and the fact that she is sexy hot and smart. Nonetheless, she would make an awesome plus-size model.
Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina (shown below), had requested to use one quarter of S.C.’s federal stimulus money to pay down state debt. This was rejected as the funds are intended for education and public works expenses. Sanford, a staunch right-wing Republican, has been one of the most outspoken against the stimulus package. Could this be due to his aspirations to lead the Republican party? Maybe. In all likelihood, he knew his requests would be rejected, his state would get the money and he would look like a maverick. What’s sad is that he was willing to jeopardize much needed money for the people of S.C. to get ahead politically. Poor bastards. They’re already at the bottom of the totem pole economically, not too mention genetically. So sad.
We couldn’t believe this when we saw it. But, it comes from a very credible source, that being ET Online (haha!). Apparently, Cindy McCain, the most convincing tranny married to a Republican, actually considered going on the show Dancing with the Stars. But alas, she has a bad knee. That didn’t stop Heather Mills from dancing, and she only has ONE knee!!! Cindy McCain: you is a wuss!!!!!!
Hillary Clinton sure knows how to rock the casbah!!! She’s been on a whirlwind of a trip that includes the Middle East and Europe. I wonder if she eats the little nuts on the flights? Likely, she has a private jet, right? Maybe they serve her special nuts with special coatings that make them taste like scrumptralescence!!! In this economy, we thinks that she should fly coach.
15
Mar
09
Dick’s a dick!
In his meaningless and irrelevant interview with CNN, Dick Cheney says that Obama’s reversal of GWB’s policies means that Americans are in danger. Has anybody weighed in about how not having a money hungry, racist and extremist government is going to make America safer and improve its foreign policy?
Ok, we lied. There’s no party. But Faux News has a story running about Obama repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Basically, before Clinton, all gay people were banned from the military. Bill Clinton thought that he could make some progress by changing the laws such that gays could be in the military as long as they don’t reveal their sexuality. Well, this has turned out to be less than advantageous for both the military and gays. What’s alarming in the article is this notion that lifting the Clinton-era policies (and hence allowing openly gay people to serve) would make the military a big fag-fest. This is such bull shit. Do the old douche bags that took part in the military poll actually think that gays will flock to the military like they do to a Cher concert? This seems sooooo unlikely. Just another example of right wing crazies and a conservative agenda at Faux News!
Dick Cheney will be giving his first interview this weekend since leaving the puppetier, er, I mean, VP’s office. Seriously, does Dick really think anybody wants to hear what he has to say, let alone NOW? Sure he can trash talk both Bush and Obama now that he has nothing to lose but his integrity. What we’d like to hear are about all the sexy times he had in the White House. He should write a tell-all book about his sexcapades in the VP office. Oh wait, he shoots off pellet guns because he has no schlong. My bad.
Awesome. Just awesome! Obama has decreed that the NIH can start funding more stem cell research, critical science that was held back by GWB! Even Nancy Reagan and Republican congress-people supported the reversal of policies. If only we could reverse all of George Bush’s crazy-ness from over the years. To celebrate his awesomeness, here’s an Obama nudie pic!
Ok. so the Obama-yardigans are not getting a pet pig instead of a puppy. They aren’t get a pet just yet. What they are getting is a new swing set. Now, get your mind out of the gutter. We are not speculating that the “Obama girl” of youtube fame is becoming a swinger. Rather, the Obama kids are getting a play set to enjoy, within sight of the Oval office. What’s interesting is all the negative comments on this story posted on CNN. Right-wing crazies are out in full force! Geez, they’re kids.
Megyn Kelly, the demur Faux News anchor shown on the right, has a problem with PETA showing two women kissing in their titilating ads. PETA says that the ads work and people shouldn’t be so uptight. Perhaps Megyn’s homophobia is rearing its ugly head. We would not be surprised if Megyn herself has taken part in some girl on girl action or even a threesome. Megyn’s job is to be the mildly articulate, semi-hot conservative anchor on Faux News and she has to over-react to such things; it’s her job. We just are concerned for her emotionally because after years of doing this, the lack of integrity may cause her to go crazy. We’d love for a Megyn Kelly sex tape to surface; showing her getting on with another woman of course!
Abstraction Reaction has finally moved to NYC!!! We’re looking forward to many more good times and political debauchery on the web! Goodbye Canada, for now.
Cindy McCain has been one of Sarah Palin’s biggest supporters as John McCain’s vice presidential running mate. Now we know why. Sarah Palin has been caught by hidden cameras sharing a passionate kiss with John McCain’s wife, Cindy McCain.
Sarah Palin gets slapped silly at Debate Bootcamp. Check out the whole story here.
Here are the candidates:
Andrew Borkowski Christian Heritage Party of Canada
Jilian Saweczko Conservative Party of Canada
Rob Rishchynski Green Party of Canada
Gerard Kennedy Liberal Party of Canada
Terry Parker Marijuana Party
Peggy Nash New Democratic Party of Canada (presently holds the seat)
What we saw:
Some highlights included -
The Christian Heritage Party of Canada candidate was funny and served as comic relief. He got booed heavily when he said that he does not believe that global warming is real and that it has served to make Al Gore rich.
The Green Party candidate was very succinct and he also knew the party policies. Very relatable and discussed not being part of partisan politics, referring to Nash and Kennedy. Green Party discussed tax strategies including not taxing income up to $25,000.
Marijuana party candidate was a joke and funny.
A major theme of the night became the issue of how to help the environment and the economy – mainly taxing at the source, cap and trade or carbon tax.
NDP surprisingly were really strong on the issues of arctic sovereignty and stopping foreign takeovers. She spoke strongly on opposing the war in Afghanistan and how her party voted against the Afghanistan war extension twice.
Kennedy had to defend supporting the current government’s mandates in parliament and he discussed how him and his party plan on reversing the items they voted for if elected to a new government. He played the victim card and said that they had to juggle between bringing down the government and forcing an election or trying to work with what they had.
The Conservative candidate kept referring to the new child benefit and the GST cut as a way of decreasing poverty in cities. She also briefly discussed the Conservative green plan as a set of fines for large companies that have large carbon emissions.
When asked, the NDP candidate discussed the possibility of a coalition with any other party and the Liberal candidate shot the idea down.
Abstraction reaction observations:
Jilian Saweczko
– not a clear communicator but at least she showed up. Long winded and read from a script. Has a son in the service and did not say she wanted to pull the troops out of Afghanistan. Was pro-life but said that Harper would not open the issue. Hard to understand because of accent and lack of communication skills.
Peggy Nash
– clear, concise, affable, competent, engaging, a lot of applause, roars from the crowd, respectful to the other candidates, proficient, clearly stated her stance on every issue
Rob Rishchynski
– clear, concise, not as articulate but made key points
Gerard Kennedy
– smarmy, overly confident, not direct in his answers, blustery, came off very evangelical and grandiose, grabbed mic and walked about the stage as if in a church service, impatient with the organizers, visible flustered at times, was reprimanded by the moderator, rude
Conservative candidates in Manitoba refuse to take part in an all candidates meeting at the University of Winnipeg. In an email gaffe, one Conservative party organizer accidentally sent an email to the school union referring to the University as a no-fly zone. Conservatives clearly don’t care about education or their potential constituents.
John McCain is considering removing Sarah Palin from her post as VP nominee. Recent interviews with the press have not gone well and it’s time for her to exit. In a move to appeal to women voters, the newest name being discussed within the party is Dianne Keller, the current mayor of the City of Wasilla, Alaska. Among her long list of credentials, she is touted for being a member of the Alaska Moose Federation and donates regularly to the Blood Bank of Alaska. You can find out more about this formidable candidate here. 
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